> >> > >There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped
> >> > >onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted:
> >> "PRAISE
> >> > >THE LORD!"
> >> > >
> >> > One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He
> >> > >became irritated at the little old lady.
> >> > >
> >> > Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her
> >> > >and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"
> >> > >
> >>
> >> > Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way
> >> > >every day.
> >> > One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old
> >> > >lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!
> >> > Please
> >> > >Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
> >> > >
> >> > The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there
> >> > >were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
> >> > >
> >> > "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED
> >> > >GROCERIES FOR ME!"
> >>
> >> > The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and
> >> > >shouted: "THERE IS NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"
> >> > >
> >> > The little old lady threw her arms into the air and
> >> > >shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE
> >>
> >> > THE
> >> > >DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >>
> >>
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